Lucy needs:
a home
HELP
to climb a 5000 ft mountain (or higher)
to involve everybody
whatever Ginger has in her mouth
a caretaker
shade & fans in hot weather
a barn or a 3 sided shed
another animal like her as a companion
you to help add some excitement to her life by taking her on a fun adventure
gossip
to drink a lot
to understand she has a right to have an equal future
to have her eyes working together properly
to be free from upper respiratory infections
a billiards lesson
to not fleece her host and his brothers
about another dozen more catnip mice!
to play less obscure songs
to save the chickens
to be perfect
a big, panoramic view
a dramatic change or she will become her sibling's tights-wearing sidekick in the loony farm
someone to fall in love with
to be run over by a Mack truck
to deal with open-flame anxiety
the blood of an angel
to be replaced
more sleep...and more chocolate chips
a kitten
the Gospel of Jesus Christ fleshed out in ministries of justice and mercy
to know what happens to Rafe if she kills Caleb
private time
plenty of exercise and play time
a wig
to travel to Scotland to consult with a doctor about reconstructive surgery
I was obviously having way too much fun with that. Some of those sound quite good, but there are some lucys with very weird needs out there... (seen at Badger's and elsewhere)
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